Ow. And sniff sniff. That's how I feel. I just had my very first and possibly very only Brazilian wax, in preparation for the honeymoon. Even before the earth even shivers in anticipation, I can tell you that this is soooooooooooooooo not worth it. Someone needs to invent a better numbing spray. Please. Now.
Half the time that I was having hair removed from my vajay-jay (Oprah's word, not mine) with BOILING HOT WAX, I was trying not to cry in front of the technician. The other half of the time, I was trying to suppress the urge to run for the door.
So, right now I'm bruised and traumatised and in no mood to talk. Yes, I would like some chocolate please. No, I don't love Chef Boyardee this much. Yes, I may still cry.
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